Degrees Of Seperation

You didn't explicitly post a thing to link to, so I'm just gonna go with 'Conspiracy Theorists' cause it's the last thing you said. ^O^

Conspiracy Theorists

Conspiracy contains the word 'piracy', which references the acts committed by Pirates. Many pirates were also known to be smugglers of stolen or black market goods. Before fighting with the Rebellion, Han Solo was a known smuggler. Han Solo was a leading character in the main Star Wars movies.

Star Wars

chicken

you can eat chicken
therefore chicken is a food
food is consumable
liquids are also consumable
you can use a straw to drink liquids

straws

Kittens

Kittens are playful beings
They enjoy fluffy things that are soft
Feathers are both fluffy and soft
What is filled with Feathers?
PILLOWS
KITTENS WILL BE THE END OF PILLOW KIND

Pillows

Mochi

Mochi are filled with ice cream
Ice cream is cold (except for when its not)
The ice caps are very cold (also except for when they're not #global warming)
Penguins live on ice caps...
...and what do penguins do? Lay eggs!
Eggs are off-white and round like mochi- and have squishy insides too
A coincidence? I think not!

Eggs are totally bird mochi

Hamsters

Hamsters like to run
They tend to do so on wheels in captivity
Some of these wheels are referred to as flying saucers
Real flying saucers are piloted by aliens

Aliens

Concrete

Concrete is made of cement
Cement is made of lime; not that lime - the other lime
That lime is a citrus
Eating citrus prevents scurvy

Scurvy

Grass

Grass. Grass is everywhere, including the Savannah, where there are lions. A wise lion named Mufasa once said, "When we die, our bodies become the grass." When we die, our bodies can also become zombies. Or ghosts, but zombies are cooler.

Zombies