A Gentleblobling of His Word

Yes, yes, surely, Madame Librarian would be MOST pleased. Most pleased indeed. The organizational system of the library was, honestly, truly quite atrocious. Not that he would EVER say that out loud. That would be quite rude of him to say so. He was sure it was not Madame Librarian's fault. She was quite busy taking stock of the books that came in and out of the library. It was little wonder something like an organizational system got overlooked.

And see here, these uneducated (though quite lovely and dear) bloblings happily writing away with their quills and papyrills filling the shelves with joyous book upon joyous book...

With little to no thought about where EXACTLY to put those precious tomes of papyrill and ink! How dreadful and unfortunate for them! How would anyone be able to partake of the books that they truly desired without PROPER ORGANIZATION?

And so, he developed a presentation for dear Madame Librarian. He outlined his plans for the organization of the books in a few simple steps.

"You see, each book's author shall not only be alphabetized but also assigned a numerical code determined by-"

He rambled on for quite some time.

He presented a stack of cards he had written up. "I call it a card catalog! See, the key is to-"

He continued to ramble.

When he finished, he appeared proud of himself and stood as tall as he could for a small blobling with no legs.

"I'm confident you will find great use, great use indeed, for the Wigglesworthy Decimal System or WDS for short. Your books will have never been more organized! Now then, regarding the matter of holding classes in the library, dear Madame Librarian..."