Tiny Deer Meets Two-Headed Abomination: Classic Love Tale
May 29, 2020 23:48:39 GMT -5
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Post by gigglecake on May 29, 2020 23:48:39 GMT -5
Elaphurus stood on a mossy cliff outcropping for his usual dramatic posing. He reared up on his hind legs and shook his head majestically. He wondered if perhaps he needed some luxurious flowing hair to really seal the deal, but he tabled this thought for now.
"I, MIGHTY Elaphurus, have decided to bestow the Mossy Mountains with my graceful and elegant presence! All may come and admire me!" He puffed out his chest and awaited his adoring fans.
...
There were no adoring fans. There never were. That never seemed to stop Elaphurus from posing, though.
But today, something very peculiar would happen.
"I, MIGHTY Elaphurus, have decided to bestow the Mossy Mountains with my graceful and elegant presence! All may come and admire me!" He puffed out his chest and awaited his adoring fans.
...
There were no adoring fans. There never were. That never seemed to stop Elaphurus from posing, though.
But today, something very peculiar would happen.